Naked Nerds VS Dirty Dorks

Naked Nerds VS Dirty Dorks

LADIES AND GENTS!!! It’s time once again for an epic battle of the ages! And this time, Dem Damn Dames are squaring up the BEST in NERDLESQUE (Yep, there’s a name for nerdy burlesque) talent for the ultimate face-off. There will be beautiful babes, titillating teasers, highflying spectacles, and drag deliciousness all representing the ultimate in nerd/pop culture. From hip-hop to video games to classic dorky dances to the most vile of villainery, we have it ALL! And what else you ask? YOU will be guided by our fabulous judges through this amazing evening but at the end of the night YOU choose the team who will walk away with our Golden Geek Award!!!
We will be featuring three very special guest judges for our event! Our very special guest judges include our very own Lady Lush, the very funny and gingerlicious Ryan Thauburn, and the sexy sounds of radio personality 100.3 The Bull ultimate badass Kyle King. They will be on hand to hand out their special brand of awards as well as give feedback to our performers. But, like we said, YOU choose the ultimate champ!!

Battling Performers Include:

Kristi Waters – San Antonio, TX
Shelbelle Shamrock – Dallas, TX
NDlicious – Austin, TX
Layna D’Luna – Austin, TX
Honey MoonPie – Houston, TX
Stella Peaks – Houston, TX
Dem Damn Dames’ Mars Capone

Hosted By:

Tifa Tittlywinks

Sponsored By:

Penland Pinups
Lone Star Beer (YES THEY ARE ONLY $3!!!!)

Wares By:

Big Top Couture
Doors @ 7PM
Show @ 8PM


$30 VIP Seated
$20 at the Door
$15 Presale

***Ticket sales END at 5pm on Friday April 28th***
Stick around post show for Classic Numbers – Houston’s BEST 80’s dance party – for FREE!

Are there ID requirements or an age limit to enter the event?
18 and up only, please.

What are my transport/parking options getting to the event?
Street parking is available. Please do not park on Avondale.